Art will be coming one day...
...one day...

oh hey look a meme!
Don't take it personally...
Ok totally do... but if you wanna gripe about this by all means do it on the comment box~
It's perfectly fine if you wanna bitch through notes too...

Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People:

1. Where the fuck is that Pie you owe me?!

2. Stop talking to me, it’s creepy enough that you don’t take hints or are to oblivious to my one sentence replies to you.

3. It’s NEVER about you.

4. If I hear one more racist remark I will skin your furry ass and make myself a fur coat... and put an Obama/Biden 08 pin on it.

5. Hang in there Baby!

6. We need to hang out more.

7. Stop with the “ penpals” you’re not in high school anymore no one likes an attention whore.

8. *Pelvic Thrust*

9. We had fun, Kid.

10. KABEEEEEWM.

Nine Things About Yourself:

1. I’m Perverted to a T. I openly talk about sex, and genitalia, positions and what I’m into.

2. I have an ego the size of Antarctica.

3. I get a kick out of proving others wrong.

4. I’m not quite one for commitment, I get bored too easily if a relationship is too routine and predicable.

5. Ew I have a gut that needs to go.

6. Money does bring happiness to me.

7. I work on things for a good 1-3 months, then do something else... I’d be a HORRIBLE comic book artist.

8. I like to do things on time if not earlier... even if I do procrastinate.

9. I fucking hate religion. It does make for great Plot devices

Eight Ways To Win My Heart:

1. Don’t be boring.

2. Don’t be Clingy

3. There should only be one woman in the relationship, that better not be you.

4. Show me you’ll be a challenge.

5. If you can get along with my mom and dad then you’re set.

6. Have a Job.

7. Be creative/ artistic

8. Don’t be TOO much of a nerd.

Seven things that cross your mind a lot:

1. “I’m Horny... Ugh...”

2. “When can I go home?/ I wonder if I can sneak out of here early?”

3. “Ugh, stupid little brats, they need muzzles not just leashes...”

4. “Lol, what a dumbass.”

5. “I’m Hungry/ I’m Bored”

6. “Is it Halloween/Comic-Con/My Birthday Yet?”

7. “ayday is when now?”

Six Things You Wish You Never Did:

1. Went out with all of those guys before.

2. Acted like a hyper Weeaboo Middle School-Mid High school.

3. Lost my virginity to a bloke who kept wishing for my tits to be bigger and got tired before the big finale...

4. Got a credit card that they turned off after I bought onigiri stuff from j-list.

5. Being nice to people who don’t deserve it/are fucking creepy.

6. Slack off/deal with Drama in High school.

Five Turn Offs:

1. Clinginess.

2. Weak-Will

3. Bad BO

4. Not getting to the point.

5. Creepers.


Four Turn Ons:

1. Guys with Actual Balls.

2. Nerds

3. Rough, ridiculous sex/playfulness.

4. Power, haha

Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:

1. >=3

2. 0.0;

3. >.>++++++


Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:

1. Travel the World

2.. Eat a lot of food.

One Confession:

1. I probably only tolerate most of you... only a few people I actually cherish as good friends. Then again I tend to look down on everyone else, regardless if they have the bigger paycheck.